I mean, at least, that's what I got out of this.
And think of someone you want to play a really dirty trick on...you may just be interested in what is to come in this post.
Recently scouring the internet for socks for some kids we've decided to buy Christmas presents for instead of ourselves, I searched "socks" a few different ways and...on one of the front pages of the searches, this is what I found. Do yourself a favor and read the details carefully.
My second favorite thing about this listing is the fact that the shipping is free. Meaning, most likely, even if there are other bids on these fragrant footies, this guy will be paying more to send his socks away than simply wash or dispose of them.
I also really enjoy the fact that insuring this purchase is highly recommended. This would be quite the devastating loss...perhaps more emotionally than financially.
Friends, I am glad that people like this exist. I am glad to get a good laugh on account of something completely and utterly ridiculous.
This sock listing will matter when I'm dead.
P.S.: The auction doesn't end for two days. What are you waiting for?
P.P.S.: I will never speak to you ever again if you send these to me.